mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

(Source: mrcraabs)

cybergay:

EVERYONE WANTS SEX BUT FOR SOME REASON ITS REALLY HARD TO FIND WHICH MAKE 0 SENSE  

partycrocanthem:

After many long months of observations, as well as much trial and error, I can safely come to the conclusion that users of Tumblr.com wish to have sexual intercourse and yet are unable to find sexual partners. 

yogdo:

oMFG LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ASS I’MG ONNA PEE

iphone420:

i still dont know how to study for math

sharticles:

dont you ever

EVER

SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN FRANKBUTT2323

(Source: thr-ill)

notafraidofruins:

Sometimes I feel okay and then I’m like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds